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i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and ugly and annoying 

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I want your bed.
I want your lips and your hair and your everything.

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All relationships are doomed. If you emotionally undress in front of someone, they will pour acid on your shivering skin and leave you to die.

— Howard, Fresh Meat (via primumovens)
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supersaiyanjoey:

fight-revolution:

sylvip217:

I can’t tell which penguin I am.

ive literally been laughing for 20 minutes

asshole penguin is an asshole
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foodnun:

 
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hurricane-emily:

jimgaffigan:

Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.

maybe

just maybe

women do some things for themselves and not just for men

what a concept

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