i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and ugly and annoying
I want your bed.
I want your lips and your hair and your everything.
All relationships are doomed. If you emotionally undress in front of someone, they will pour acid on your shivering skin and leave you to die.
— Howard, Fresh Meat (via primumovens)
Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.
maybe
just maybe
women do some things for themselves and not just for men
what a concept



